What can I say government run workplace? Today, you have won. You drove me right over the brink of insanity. This morning, if I'd had an inflatable escape route perhaps I would have taken it, but I don't have these fancy supplies.
So what's a girl to do in order to camouflage losing her mind? Its easy! After your last morning patient duck out the back door and peel out of the parking lot to Dunkin Donuts, then get an ungodly amount of munchins for one person... and a coffee sort of for show.
Then come back and eat them at your makeshift desk in your operatory. Don't worry, its just a little bit gross.
Thank you Dunkin Donuts, you were today's blessing.